[See also: "The Paul Rugg Character Gallery"!]
Ed [Complete]:[Ship lands]
"Hey, Mr. Lightyear! Never made a delivery to your home, before..."
"I'm taking some personal days off, Ed."
"Usually, I gotta track you down in some toxic vortex or cosmic battlefield. Retinal scan okay..."
"Ouch! What's that for?"
"DNA sample -- new policy. A lotta evil hologramic activity goin' on, lately. Oh-ho-ho, yeah! You ain't the only one that deals with villains! Yeah... O-Kay, you're you. Here's your package -- have a nice day."
Ed [Complete]:"Speeeecial delivery!"
"Ed! How do you always know where to find me?"
"It's alll... mental. But, uh-- this delivery's not for you, Mr. Lightyear; this here package is for, uh, Ms. Princess Ranger Mira Nova." (46.6k 11.9 sec)"[Mock-sympathetically] Ohhh, you two must feel *terrible*! After all this time as a team, and now I'm singled out as, you know, being the best-- but, awww..."
"Ah-hoo, uh... [chuckles] Begging to differ with you, there, Princess-- I got similar-style official envelopes for the boys, too!"
(w/ Nicole Sullivan as Mira Nova) (55.9k 14.3 sec)
Cosmo"Free dessert to celebrate! The health inspector gives my diner a grade "A", because it is so clehn, spotless, and free of--"Health Inspector
"Bugs!"
"Buh-Bugs?"
"Bugs!"
(w/ Paul Rugg as the Health Inspector and Kerri Kenney as Sally) (57.8k wave 14.8 sec)"Say... Hello, there. You're Space Rangers, eh? You're supposed to "serve and protect", eh?"
"Yeee-aahh... So...? Wuh-wha...?"
"So... I need you to serve tables and protect my place from da-bugs!"
(w/ Nicole Sullivan as Mira Nova) (59k wave 15.5 sec)"Well -- *clears throat* -- my inspection is done. Looks like you're bug-free.""Cosmo's" Patron [Complete, Uncredited]
"Huh huh ha! I get an "A" rating! Whoo!"
"Hi, how you doin'?"
"Fine, thank you... [startled expression as the Rangers shrug]"
(w/ Paul Rugg as Cosmo and Tino Insana as Samsa, the now-giant bug) (62k 15.9 sec)"[Slobbery] Dohhh, bugs! And they're so disgusting-looking! [Runs off muttering with other diners]" (36.5k 9.3 sec)
Ed the Courier [Complete]:"Ocular scan, my friend... [Various sound effects] Thank you! Have a nice solar cycle." (34k 8.7 sec)"Somebody 'round here call for a pick-up?" (6k 1.5 sec)
"XR!"
"Where?! Uh... Yeah... Me!"
"Hey, you really get around. Now, I'm supposed to scientifically confirm that you... are you."
"Uhhh..."
"But, heh-he-he-he-hey! I just saw you yesterday; I know you're you!"
"Uh, yyyeahhh... Well, all right, well... Say, uh, hi to your... lovely... spouse?"
"I'm not married..."
"Then don't."
(w/ Bobcat Goldthwait as XL [posing as XR]) (92k 23.5 sec)
Brain Pod [Complete]:"Ah-ah-ah, my evil emperor! A proper demonstration is required." (14.8k 3.8 sec)Ed [Complete]:"Ah, please -- Evil Emperor Zurg -- a-allow to explain...!" (10.4k 2.6 sec)
"[Clears throat] My evil emperor Zurg, may I present -- the Shape Stealer! He can control anyone by sealing them inside his syntha-wrap form." (40.9k 10 sec)
[Ship lands]Bystander [Complete]:
"Hey-ho, Mr. Hayman! Is Mr. Lightyear around?" (7.79k 2 sec)[Possessed by the shape stealer]
"Lightyear..."
"Uh, Ed, now's not a great time... Uh... Any chance I can get you to leave that at my house?"
"No can do... Special... delivery! [laser blast]"
(w/ Patrick Warburton as Buzz Lightyear) (39.4k 10.7 sec)
[After having his shape stolen]
"Whoa... What's goin' on?" (7.32k 1.8 sec)
Cosmo [Complete]:"So... How's it the feeling to be big cheesing celebrity?"
"Hnnh...?"
"On the news! Every channel! 'Space Ranger Loses Star Command's Prize Ship'! [laughs] Look! There you are, now, being fished from the space!"
"[weak sarcastic laugh] Swell..."
[Mira blasts Cosmo's set]
"Ah-ha-ha! Sorry! Ha, heh heh... Woo! She's always had a wicked temper... (Send a bill to the palace of the Tangean Royal Family.)"
"Time to upgrade to bigscreen!"
(w/ Nicole Sullivan as Mira Nova and John O'Hurley as King Nova) (125k 32.3 sec)