document.write('Grandpa Wore Tights: (Episode 26) In this story, The Tick and Arthur find themselves in Commander Goodbye\'s Superhero Retirement Home listening to stories told by the Decency Squad. The stories are long winded and a fellow visitor by the name of Terry asks about a story involving the Desirovac, a machine that can give it\'s user what ever he desires. Of course the Decency Squad is happy to tell the story but unknowingly reveal the location of the Desireovac. Terry, it turns out, was planted in the home by his father, the evil Terror who wants the Desirovac to furthur his evil goals. The Terror takes Terry and breaks the Human Ton out of prison. Together, they go to the hiding place of the Desirovac, in an old abandoned mine shaft outside of The City. The Tick and Arthur follow them and confront them, but it\'s too late. The Tick\'s Antennea are taking from him by The Terror, leaving him offbalanced. The Terror then wishes the Decency Squad to the abandoned mine to gloat over his victory. A fight ensues that leave the oldsters in harms way. They fight magnificantly and when Terry revolts against his father, Arthur uses the Desireovac to return The Tick to his original state. The battle is won when The Terror is captured and the Human Ton is flattened against the wall by The Tick. After the day is won, the Decency Squad leaves The Tick to destroy the Desirovac. He makes one wish before the deed is done, a BLT. He discovers it dry and wishes for mayo. He is drenched.
[Written by: Ben Edlund and Richard Liebmann-Smith Directed by: Hank Tucker]');